Birthday Quotes , Sayings , Wishes And Messages

 Birthday Quotes , Sayings , Wishes And Messages

This sounds like a good time to hear some funny birthday quotes!

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birthday photos

I really like funny birthday quotes and sayings and I know others do also . Thus I’ve collected several of them here, simply to provide you with a laugh or two. With all that’s on your plate, I thought you’d enjoy something hilarious…


Funny Birthday Quotes

“Birthdays are nature’s means of telling us to eat more cake .” – Unknown

“A diplomat is a person who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never recalls her age .” Robert Frost

“I’m at an age when my back goes out more often than I do .” Phyllis Diller

“You realize you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake .” Bob Hope

“For all the improvements in medicine , there is still no cure for the common birthday .” John Glenn ( Astronaut )

“Happy birthday to you . Happy birthday to you . You look like a monkey , and you smell like one too .” Children’s birthday celebration song

Funny Birthday Quotes

“Marriage is the alliance of two people , one of whom never can remember birthdays and the other never forgets them .” Ogden Nash

“Birthdays are good for you . studies show that the people who have the most live the longest .” Rev . Larry Lorenzoni

“The simplest way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once .” H . Prochnow 

“Why was he/she born so beautiful . Why was she born at all . Because she had no say in it . No say in it at all .” Children’s birthday celebration song 

“I believe in loyalty . Whenever a woman reaches an age she likes , she should stick with it .” Eva Gabor


 Not necessarily funny birthday quotes but funny quotes about age

“After 30 , a body has a mind of its own .” Bette Midler

“The first hundred years are the hardest .” Wilson Mizner

“You grow up the day you have your first real laugh yourself .” Ethel Barrymore

“Looking fifty is great–if you’re sixty .” Joan Rivers

“The old believe everything ; the middle-aged suspect everything ; the young know everything . “ Oscar Wilde

“Pleas’d look forward , pleas’d to look behind , and count each birthday with a grateful mind .” Alexander Pope

“It takes a long time to grow young .” Pablo Picasso

“Getting old ain’t for sissies .” Betty Davis

funny birthday quotes

“Age is an issue of mind over matter . If you don’t mind , it don’t matter .” Mark Twain

“Some people reach the age of sixty before others .” Lord Hood

Funny Birthday Quotes

“When I was a boy of fourteen , my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around . But when I got to be twenty-one , I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years .” Mark Twain

“Men are like wine . Some turn to vinegar , but the best improve with age .” C . Joad

“Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternatives .” Maurice Chevalier

“The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left .” Jerry Wright

“Oh to be seventy again .” Georges Clemenceau , on seeing a pretty girl on his 80th birthday

“The older the fiddler , the sweeter the tune .” Pope Paul VI

“The best substitute for experience is being sixteen .” Raymond Duncan

“The secret to eternal youth is arrested development .” Alice Roosevelt Longworth

“And in the end , it’s not the years in your life that count . It’s the life in your years .” Abraham Lincoln

Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings 

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