Birthday Quotes ,Wishes
Birthdays are the special time to enjoy the day and have fun with friends. Any age is fodder for humor. Funny Birthday greetings, with a simple joke or witty turn of phrase, are enough to amuse anyone. On this special birthday send Funny Birthday Wishes by remembering the moments which you have done funny things with your friends or family greeting as Funny Happy Birthday Greetings and when you are away or there is no internet then send Funny Happy Birthday Messages and you can also keep Funny Happy Birthday Quotes for Facebook. Give your friends a memorable experience on their birthdays and put a smile on their faces on the most important day of the year.
Funny Happy Birthday Greetings:
Better to be over the ground than under it. Happy Birthday!
Smile, it could be worse…think about what you’ll look like in ten years. Happy Birthday.
You’re birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar….. Yung No Mo. Happy Birthday
You think you are special JUST because it’s your birthday today…No way you’re special every day!!!
People who clap at the end of movies also join in singing “Happy Birthday” at a restaurant for a stranger.
Age is very high price to pay for maturity… Happy Birthday
Does anyone actually know what you have to do when people are singing Happy Birthday to you.
Yup its my Birthday yaaay me”
Tere birth day ko mai tuze kya du wish you happy return of the day
Love and death is unpredictable, u never know whe its gonna come and snatch your breath….!
Birthdays are natures way of telling us to eat more cake.
I was gonna make you a rum cake but now it’s just a cake and I’m drunk. Happy Birthday
Balloons are so weird… “happy birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath”
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On your special day I wish you to pick some flowers, have some tea, and spend your time leisurely.
200 Happy Birthday Messages on my wall and all I got was a Farmville tractor.
Men age like wine, women age like cheese. Happy Birthday.
I am wondering why google hasn’t changed its logo as it was my birthday?
Some like Pizza some like Burger, but I like your birthday.happy birthday my sweetheart….
Today, Not 1 person said HAPPY BIRTHDAY to me It wasn’t a shock today not my birthday
Hey Everyone..Eat, drink and make merry because it is my birthday.
Yes, today is my birthday, Therefore I will be treated like a Queen.
Gotta get it, even if it’s in the worse way. Got cake like everyday my birthday.
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
Did you know i was born on my birthday.
You had me. You lost me, So keep walking cause i am done talking.
The first mark of aging appears when you start forgetting things. In your case, there are no such problems. You have transcended all the hassles. Happy Birthday.
Jack Benny said, “Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.” But in your case, I think it matters; it matters a LOT! Happy Birthday.
Too much of my life is spent trying to think of something to write on people’s FB walls for their birthday other than “Happy Birthday!”
Denny’s has a slogan, ‘If it’s your birthday, the meal is on us.’ If you’re in Denny’s and it’s your birthday, your life sucks
I was gonna give you something awesome for your birthday, but the mailman made me get out of the mailbox.
That awkward moment when people are singing Happy Birthday to you and you have no idea where to look.
Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened. Happy Birthday.
If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people. Happy Birthday.
Hopes your tiny, soul-sucking cubicle provides you a warm atmosphere in which to celebrate your birthday.
A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip. HAPPY BIRTHDAY
My dollu, my sweetu ,my lovu ,my angel , my jaan ,my jaanu , my jaana, my soni ,my shona,my honna ,my nala, my life happy birthday ,may you see many more .