Birthday Status Wishes 2017

Birthday Status Wishes 2017



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birthday sayings

I’d have mailed this sooner, but…I didn’t. Hope your birthday was wonderful.
Your face floated before me the other day. I wish you’d said something about your birthday. Hope it was fun.

This greeting is either very late or extremely early. Either way, Happy birthday.
If wishes were horses, mine would have come in dead last. Happy late birthday.

Tardy to school, tardy to work… some things never change. Happy late birthday.
My life is a little crazy lately, but thinking of you clears things up. I hope you had a wonderful birthday.

I’m late. The last time I used those words, I ended up with a baby. This time, I “got nothing.” : ) Happy late birthday.

Here’s the message I should have sent. I hope your birthday was wonderful. Wonderful is exactly what you deserve.

Of all the gin joints in the world, I can’t remember where I left your card. Happy late birthday.

I was thinking about sending this card and…I fell asleep. Happy belated.

Sometimes my forgetter works better than my rememberer. Happy late birthday.

I bought you a card but my mouth was too dry to lick the stamp. So I wetted it. A lot. Did you know no post offices are open at 2 am?

Birthday Status Wishes

I don’t know how your birthday escaped me. I hope it was everything you wished.

The bad thing is I forgot your birthday, the good thing is I found my car. It was in the Wal-Mart parking lot behind an RV.

My hair is falling out. I’m starting to forget things. I’m old. So shoot me.

This card is full of birthday greetings from your friends. See? It’s not just me; they’re all late.

I’ll never trust that stupid rabbit to mail anything again.

I’m late for your birthday wishes, but love doesn’t get stale.

This card would have arrived earlier, if I had mailed it on time. Happy late birthday.
Happy belated birthday to someone who deserved “on-time.”

I wish you were a little younger—this card would be on time.
I didn’t forget your birthday. I forgot to tell you.

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