Clever Birthday Toasts
With clever birthday toasts, the last thing you want to do is underwhelm your audience.Your goal, of course, is to raise a glass to the birthday boy or girl and say a few clever words that will add that “ah-hah” ingredient to the festivities! This is what makes a “clever” toast clever. That’s exactly the kind we serve on this page.Of course, there are different levels of cleverness…and your job is to find the right one for that someone special celebrating a birthday. Mainly, you don’t want to be too clever or not clever enough with your toast. To pick one that’s perfect, check out Message Guy Tip #59 right below.
Message Guy Tip #59:How to choose clever birthday toasts…
Puns and turns of phrases are clever. That’s what makes “clever” birthday toasts — and the toasts on this page — so “ah-hah” clever. Since every birthday message in this section has both puns and turns of phrases, picking the right “clever” toast comes down to one thing. In my opinion…
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It comes down to what you want to say…and how you want to say it. That’s because most people, who like to indulge in a little mental gymnastics every once and awhile, love clever toasts in any form. But how clever should the toast you choose be? Since clever toasts can be clever and funny, clever and inspirational, even clever and sentimental, the style of the toast itself and the style you want to use for your delivery come into play. If you would like to inject a little humor into your birthday message, go the “funny” route. If you want your toast to make a point, go “inspirational.” Want to be cleverly heartfelt? Go “sentimental.” The bottom line? Since your toast needs to speak from the heart — your heart — you need to be comfortable with the style of your toast.Of course, skip this entire section if a clever toast is not a favorite of the birthday girl or boy. Remember: some people prefer a simple “happy birthday” or just a funny, inspirational or sentimental toast over a “brain-teaser.”◄ Read less
As you go forth from this birthday, remember always that if you cannot be with the one you love, love the wine you’re with. Don’t be angry, don’t be sad — just love the wine you’re with.
May your voyage through life be as happy and free as the dancing waves of the deep blue sea…and may you ride the crest of these waves the rest of your days. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday! May you stay much too young at heart to ever be old in my eyes.
So what if you’re another year older. Think of it this way: Technically, at this very moment, you’re not even a day older than yesterday, so cheers to your birthday and the best days of your life yet to come!
May your past be dim, may your future be bright and may today be the light that guides you. Happy birthday!
May you have the hindsight to dwell only on the best moments, the foresight to live in the moment and the insight to see beauty in every moment. Happy birthday!
Message Guy Pick
The message below is one of those clever birthday toasts that should resonate with your audience. Why?
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This is one of my top picks because it takes an often-quoted toast (“Dance as if no one were watching, sing as if no one were listening and live every day as if it were your last.”) and turns it on its ear (in this case, your audience’s ears). It makes you look at life a little differently. It’s more about the “we” in life than the “I” (that’s what makes it one of those clever birthday toasts that will resonate with your audience).◄ Read less
May you always dance as if everyone were dancing with you, sing in a chorus of thousands and live each day as if it were your first, full of joy, wonder and blissful innocence. Happy birthday!
It’s clever to keep looking!You’ll find more clever birthday toasts here…
Happy birthday! May you live to wholeheartedly follow your bliss, and follow your bliss to live wholeheartedly.
Happy birthday. May you always walk on a path lined with happy moments at every bend and a destination filled with love, peace and fulfillment.
May the doctor never earn even a cent from you. To your good health! Happy birthday!
May you live a long, healthy, authentic and altruistic life in your pursuit of happiness, peace and love. Happy birthday!
I raise this glass in your honor with the hope that your greatest wishes in life are the most trivial of those that come true for you. You certainly deserve it. Happy birthday!
To coin a very old phrase, “May your feast days be many and may your fast days be few.” Happy birthday!
Top of Clever Birthday Toasts
Happy birthday! May you live a life of happiness and be happy with the life you live.
Wherever you are, may joy find you, trouble be kind to you, angels mind you and heaven enshrine you (but not yet, of course). Happy birthday!
Happy birthday! May your friends know the worst about you but refuse to believe it and know the best about you and refuse to dispute it.
Happy birthday! May you stop getting older and older with every year, but newer and newer each day.
Happy birthday! May you always see that it’s not the journey of a lifetime that will lead to nirvana. It’s a lifetime of journeys.
Happy birthday! May you always have the wisdom to wish not for younger days, but for longer days.
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