Funny Birthday quotes

Funny Birthday quotes



Funny Birthday quotes for your friends

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Delivering a basic message to wish somebody a happy birthday can be so boring . Why not include a little quote or your own message even. This shows the tiny effort you made, to help make this special day unique for the individual . A hilarious quote simply provides the laughs . It is without a doubt a terrific way to wish a person . The quotes outlined here are couple of of the very most well-known . After Afterwards , is a list of common amusing birthday wishes . Quotes from films are also contained in this list , to provide you with an even greater selection while you discover precisely what you’re searching for. Additionally, you will discover hilarious quotes you can utilize to wish friends and family a happy birthday!  Have a look!

Below are some of my favorite birthday quotes

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.

A well-adjusted woman is one who not only knows what she wants for her birthday, but even knows what she’s going to exchange it for.

I never forget my wife’s birthday. It’s usually the day after she reminds me about it.

When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.

Age is a number and mine is unlisted.

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

There is still no cure for the common birthday.

 

2 older guys are relaxing on a bench outside a retirment residence then one says , “Ted I am 83 years old today and I’m just full of aches and pains . I realize you’re roughly my age how do you feel ?”
Ted explains “I feel like a baby !”
“Really ? like a baby ?”
“Yep zero hair , zero teeth , and I believe I just wet my trousers !”

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