Funny birthday wishes

Funny birthday wishes



Funny birthday wishes

birthday Pics

birthday Pics

And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.

The most funny birthday wishes on the planet

In the bedroom? In the bathroom? On your work desk? The fireplace? At forty, it is still an excellent achievement, to remember where the car keys were last! Best of luck!

funny birthday wishes

I wish you the bestfor an additional hundred years here on earth!

On your birthday a few words of wisdom: Smile while you still have teeth! Congrats!

Celebration time: Happy birthday, you old hag!

 

Funny Birthday Wishes

The effectiveness of life lies not in its duration, but in its application. Some count many years and yet have only lived a short time! Best of luck!

You think you’re something special simply because it’s your birthday today? You’re something special to me every day!

funny birthday wishes

You know you’re getting older when the candles are more expensive than the birthday cake.

You must really be something special! For on Today, 3 ,276 ,821 people have birthday, however I was only thinking of you!

Funny birthday wishes

You get a lot of funny birthday wishes… Yet this is here for the love!

Funny birthday wishes on your birthday! Remember: Today, no sex! Since you’ll need all of your energy to blow the candles out!

I don’t know why, but I had a powerful urge to send you a text message today! But why?  Oh, I know! HAPPY BIRTHDAY !

I just wanted to give you something different, grand, and loving on your birthday! But I just didn’t fit on the screen!

It is better not older! Happy Birthday!

Funny Birthday Wishes
If someone decides to call you old: then hit him with your stick and throw your teeth at them! Happy Birthday!

I wanted to give you something super great , super terrific , unique and beautiful for your birthday, but I didn’t fit in the envelope.

funny birthday wishes

We know that wisdom comes with age,  But you don’t have all the signs of aging! Happy Birthday!

It’s great to be young, healthy and full of life. Can you remember what that was like?

Funny birthday wishes

Based on a scientific study of people your age after making love:

– 30% ask how was it?
– 20% smoke a cigarette
– 50% say ZZZZZZZZZZ

Congrats ! You were able to achieve this age in spite of all the obstacles of life. You escaped mishapsillnesses, the swine flu, tsunamis, earthquakes, hurricanes, tornadoes, terrorist attacks, meteorites, and even without knowing it, the alien attack…

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