Funny Happy Birthday Wishes

Funny Happy Birthday Wishes



Happy Birthday Wishes

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“You’re a year older, not a year wiser.”

“Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.”

“Live long and prosper.” -Spock

Be kind to your kids, they’ll be choosing your nursing home.

No one can hold a candle to you. Happy Birthday!

Funny Happy Birthday Wishes

Old people shouldn’t eat health foods. They need all the preservatives they can get.

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. -Funny Happy Birthday Wishes

 

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