Happy Birthday Messages And Greetings

Happy Birthday Messages And Greetings



Happy Birthday Messages

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you probably would have loved the gift I didn’t bother getting you .

2 . Every Time I have a birthday I take the day off . But when my wife has a birthday , she takes a year or two off .

3 . You realize you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake .

4 . Birthdays are good for you . Statistics reveal that the people who have the most live the longest .

5 . Age is a problem of mind over matter . If you don’t mind , it doesn’t matter .

6 . When I was born I was so shocked I didn’t talk for a year and a half .

7 . Hardly any women admit their age . Few men act theirs .

8 . With age will come wisdom . You’re one of the wisest people I know .

9 . The greatest birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet .

10 . I’m at an age where my back goes out more often than I do .

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11 . You are just young once , but you are immature for a lifetime .

12 . You’re birthday reminds me of the old Far eastern scholar . . Yung No Mo

13 . I didn’t forget about your birthday . I just forgot today’s date !

14 . You’re not 40 , you’re 18 with 22 years of experience !

15 . Birthdays are just like boogers . The more you have the harder it is to breathe !

16 . You might not be over the hill yet , but you have a great view !

17 . Old enough to know better…Young enough to still do it .

18 . Happiness is a lot like peeing in your pants , everybody can see it , but only you can feel its warmth . And that’s what you feel today . Happy Birthday .

19 . I’m simply here for the cake .

20 . If you wish to look young and thin on your birthday . Hang around a bunch of old fat people .

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21 . Just think about the things you’d want to hear on your birthday and assume i said them . Happy B-Day

22 . There are lots of decent people in the world . One of them wants to wish you a happy birthday .

23 . A diplomat is a guy who always recalls a woman’s birthday but never recalls her age .

24 . Time and Tide wait for no man , but time always stands still for women of thirty .

25 . Last week the candle factory burned down . Everybody just stood around and sang , ‘Happy Birthday’

26 . Like a lot of women my age , I am 28 years old .

27 . Looking 50 is great – if you’re 60 .

28 . Getting old is mandatory but growing up is optional .

29 . So far , this really is the oldest I have ever been .
30 . It is scientifically proven that too many birthdays will kill you .

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31 . Don’t forget to put on your birthday suit… .but check it for wrinkles first !

32 . You’re so old when you look at your birth certificate it said expired

33 . People insist that the good die young , so I guess that’s make you an old bad ass !

34 . It’s verified that at the age 41 you start to lose your memory . We can only hope !

35 . One more year , one more new place that aches .

36 . It’s ok to light the candles on your birthday cake right now ; I’ve already alerted the fire department .

37 . An old fart is really as good as a new one .

38 . Don’t imagine it as getting older , think of it as becoming a classic .

39 . The younger you try to appear ; the older you actually are .

40 . Count your blessings , not your wrinkles .

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