Happy Birthday Messages Wishes
Birthdays are like boogers. The more you have, the harder it is to breathe!
Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
Can you sniff all of these candles or should I call the fire department?
In the bathroom? In the toilet? On your desk? On the fireplace? At 40, it is still a great achievement to remember where the car keys are! All the best!
1066, 1492, 1776, and…your birthday? The good news is that they aren’t teaching the date of your birth in history classes yet. The bad news is that means I don’t have the date memorized. Happy belated birthday!
Is it getting hotter in here, or is it just all the candles on your cake?
It has been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will kill you.
It is older, but not better! Happy Birthday!
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Napoleon must have been in command since you were separated from your mother.
It’s nice to be young, healthy and full of energy. Do you remember what that used to feel like?
It’s proven that at the age 41 you start to lose your memory. We can only hope!
Some words of wisdom for your birthday: “Smile while you still have teeth!”
Someone once said that a true friend remembers your birthday, but not your age. I remember both. Shouldn’t that count for something?
Stop counting the candles and start thinking about your wishes.
The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.
The first mark of aging appears when you start forgetting things. In your case, there are no such problems. You have transcended all the hassles.
The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune.
The only reason you hate your birthday is because people give you odd gifts, scary cards with weird messages in them, and because you’re getting older. Happy Birthday!